The air conditioning is broken. It won't shut off. It's like a box at the top of the wall right next to Wally's office. In the evening we shut it off with a remote controller, but the batteries in it died and we didn't have anymore, so Barndale and I decided to grab a ladder, … Continue reading Darn cold
*This post is a continuation of part 1.* I found myself propped up anew on a very tribal-looking yet very comfy couch. The woman continued to look at me with the strangest grin as she flicked on the room's two coconut-themed lamps. She was clearly going for some tropical motif, but it felt more like … Continue reading I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 2
Good morning. I assume it's the morning anyway. I can't see outside. I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I've been really busy the last few weeks, eating, drinking, sleeping, getting kidnapped, and having to bring the car in to get repaired. Note: That's not a chronological list. I was on my way home from … Continue reading I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 1
Ad Nauseam, adv/n adv: Describing that which has been repeated so often that it has become irritating n: A mental disorder brought upon by overly repetitive activities, including; but not limited to; work, school, and professional wrestling Do your daily activities seem pointless? Does your willpower seem to diminish severely by the end of … Continue reading Are you suffering from Ad Nauseam?
I've had a very long day, longer than I would have preferred or could have prepared for. It's involved several forms of transportation across the state and away from work, which sounds like a relief until you realize that I was on an absolutely unnecessary business trip that involved too many hospitals of the same … Continue reading Three St. Andrew’s Hospitals too many, a Tragedy in one act
You know what's odd? Circles. Circles? Yes, circles, but most importantly, the number pi that's contained in each one. It's everywhere! Smoke detectors? Yep, they're round. Toilet paper rolls? Those too. The plastic wheels on your office chair? Yes, bloody yes--we're talking about a pretty basic shape here. Contained somewhere deep in the hidden digits … Continue reading Seeing the glass half full