“This is the first time in the history of the world that these exact words were combined in this exact order.” – Anonymous, 1 May 2017

I hope that you will find Not Half Good to be exactly how I named it. I will pour my heart, soul, and endless free-time into this blog in the hope that you will continue to hold the same interest in my interests so long as I hold the same interest in them as I do now.

What you can expect from this blog are only things that are of extreme interest and importance to me. That will include anecdotes from my life that taught me something, news articles that I don’t find boring, and maybe some free-verse poetry when I feel like it. All that I ask of you is that you give me the occasional chance to entertain you.

I am an anonymous laborer at an overstock warehouse somewhere in the Midwest. I am thrilled by the English language and even more so by the proper use of it. I enjoy learning about most things and forgetting about some things, but as my life goes on I find that it is both the good and the bad that help me make the right decisions. [Speaking of which,] I live with two salamanders that belong in a zoo.