Flies on the Wall

Flies on the Wall

Note to self: It's okay to let your anger take the best of you at times. It may just pay off nicely. That's what I learned while watching Wally handle what could have been a disaster. It was that bugs were hounding our warehouse, bound in abundance to our walls and floors like I had … Continue reading Flies on the Wall

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Wally for city council!

Wally for city council!

I've been thinking long and hard about how far I am willing to go with my blog. For those of you who have been reading for a while, you know that I am very careful about confidentiality. You don't know where I live. You don't know my name. In fact, maybe all of the characters … Continue reading Wally for city council!

The Franklin Counter: Locals pull off a new world record for tug-of-war

The Franklin Counter: Locals pull off a new world record for tug-of-war

*This article from The Franklin Counter was reprinted with permission.* 5,280. That's the number of people who participated in a game of indoor tug-of-war at the local YMCA on December 18, earning Schumacher a new world record. The entire population of the city of Schumacher showed up at the gymnasium prepared for the game. Tennis shoes, work … Continue reading The Franklin Counter: Locals pull off a new world record for tug-of-war

The reckless record player story

We had some new windows installed in the warehouse. They're really nice. The company that did them did a great job. They're bright and shiny and clean. We're thinking about installing a glass ceiling just because they're so good. It was expensive, though. Windows aren't normally something that you want to be spending money on, … Continue reading The reckless record player story

I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 2

*This post is a continuation of part 1.* I found myself propped up anew on a very tribal-looking yet very comfy couch. The woman continued to look at me with the strangest grin as she flicked on the room's two coconut-themed lamps. She was clearly going for some tropical motif, but it felt more like … Continue reading I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 2

I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 1

Good morning. I assume it's the morning anyway. I can't see outside. I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while. I've been really busy the last few weeks, eating, drinking, sleeping, getting kidnapped, and having to bring the car in to get repaired. Note: That's not a chronological list. I was on my way home from … Continue reading I do not currently know where I am – Pt. 1